A chicken walks into the library. It goes up to the circulation desk and says, "Book, book?"
The librarian hands the chicken a book. It tucks it under his wing and runs out.
The next day, the chicken returns, walks up to the desk and says, "Book, book? Book, book?"
This time the librarian gives it two books, and the chicken runs out. The librarian just shakes her head.
Every day the same scenario plays out. Each following day more books are given. 3 books, 4 books, 5 books... finally the librarian's curiosity can take no more. This time as the chicken is running out the door, she follows it.
The chicken runs down the street, through the park and down to the riverbank. There, sitting on a lily pad is a big, green frog. The chicken holds up the first book and shows it to the frog, saying, "Book, book?". The frog blinks, and croaks in return, "Read-it, read-it."
I stole the following book list
from a blog that my niece reads. They are all very
bookie people and not in the sense that they bet on horse races.
The Big Read reckons that the average adult has only read 6 of the top 100 books they've printed.
Instructions:
A) Look at the list and bold those you have read.
B) Italicize those you intend to read.
C) Underline the books you LOVE (or change the color to blue because I can't underline).
and then I add
D) change the color to pink if you've seen the movie (and perhaps that's good enough for you).
1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
2
The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
6
The Bible7
Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
11
Little Women - Louisa M Alcott12 Tess of the
D'Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare (complete? That's just cruel.)
15
Rebecca - Daphne Du
Maurier16
The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien17 Birdsong - Sebastian
Faulks18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
19 The Time Traveller's Wife - Audrey
Niffenegger20
Middlemarch - George Eliot
21
Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens
24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
25 The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
26
Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh27 Crime and Punishment -
Fyodor Dostoyevsky28
Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck29
Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll30
The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis34
Emma - Jane Austen35 Persuasion - Jane Austen
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis (um, isn't that part of the Narnia Chronicles?)
37 The Kite Runner -
Khaled Hosseini38 Captain
Corelli's Mandolin - Louis De
Bernieres39
Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden40 Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne41 Animal Farm - George Orwell
42 The
Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown (how did this get in here?)
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
45 The Woman in White -
Wilkie Collins
46 Anne of Green Gables -
LM Montgomery
47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
48 The Handmaid's Tale - Margaret Atwood
49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding
50 Atonement - Ian
McEwan52 Dune - Frank Herbert
53
Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
55 A Suitable Boy -
Vikram Seth
56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz
Zafon57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark
Haddon60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
63 The Secret History - Donna
Tartt64 The Lovely Bones - Alice
Sebold65 Count of Monte
Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
68
Bridget Jones's Diary - Helen Fielding (if you are wondering what's wrong with the world, note that this book made the top 100 books list.)
69 Midnight's Children -
Salman Rushdie
70
Moby Dick - Herman Melville
71
Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens (actually I only saw the musical version)
72 Dracula - Bram Stoker
73
The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill
75 Ulysses - James Joyce
76 The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur
Ransome78 Germinal - Emile Zola
79 Vanity Fair - William
Makepeace Thackeray
80 Possession - AS
Byatt81
A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
83
The Color Purple - Alice Walker84 The Remains of the Day -
Kazuo Ishiguro85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
86 A Fine Balance -
Rohinton Mistry87
Charlotte's Web - EB White88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch
Albom (and god bless Oprah.)
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid
Blyton91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
92
The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
94
Watership Down - Richard Adams95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy
Toole96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil
Shute97
The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas98
Hamlet - William Shakespeare99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl100
Les Miserables - Victor Hugo (again, who doesn't love a good musical?)
I am shocked, I've actually read 15 of these? Well, color me purple AND surprised!