Having grown up in 16th cenutry feudal Japan, Ayame started her ninja training when she was only 14. Whereas you were figuring out the controls to the original Tenchu, Ayame was learning how to slice off the arms of her adversaries. Proceed with caution.
The Bride - Kill Bill
Quentin Tarantino loves her feet, but why stop there? The Bride's a powerhouse of kitana-slicing skills with ginger good looks.
Jinx - G.I. Joe
Snake Eyes recruited Jinx after she is descendant of a Japanese Ninja clan. Sure, that's qualification enough to join an elite team of soliders. No matter, Jinx quickly learned the ropes (and the moves) and became one of the Joe's deadliest team members. If I were those guys and spent every waking moment in an underground base waiting for the next bad thing to happen, I probably wouldn't mind blindly bringing on a sexy martial artist either. Spice things up!
Elektra
Considering she was killed and resurrected, Elektra still looks pretty fine. I mean, look at her. She even makes fighting evil-doers while draped in wispy, magical cloth look elegant.
Kagero - Ninja Scroll
Don't get too close to Kagero. Her job as a poison tester has left her as lethal as the liquids she handles. One kiss and bam - dead. Not even a 10-foot-tall rock golem could handle that love bite, and I'm guessing you're not a 10-foot-tall rock golem.
Mileena - Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Mileena found herself stuffed into the dreadful sequel to Mortal Kombat, but manages to make the whole thing worth it in her short five minute showdown. The pink ninja plays dirty in a mud wrestling battle against Sonya Blade that ends with one girl down, one girl out of breath and the few audience members who made it that long into the movie pleasently surprised.
Psylocke - X-Men
Being a ninja, Psylocke's hand-to-hand combat abilities are dangerous enough. But throw telekensis and psychic weaponry into the mix and you have eye candy that's less lollipop and more Atomic Warhead.
Kimberly the Pink Ranger - Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
Oh Kimberly, why did you have to go and get with that douchebag Jason the Green Ranger. Couldn't you see right through his 90s ponytail?
Miho - Sin City
Miho is a female ninja of few words. Rather, a female ninja of no words. What's the point? Waste of time when you have the scum of Sin City to slice, dice and impale with manji shaped shuriken. And she's working on the whole pale thing - adding a little color through the art of blood splattering.
Mei - House of Flying Daggers
Like any blind dancer worth the performance price, Mei is also a trained ninja. Her blindness gives her exceptional hearing, allowing her to sense the whizzing and zipping of blades sent in her direction. Amazing!
Yukio - Wolverine
While her short, black haircut and skin-tight leather outfit make her come off as a nefarious addition to the X-Men world, Yukio has proven to be quite a helpful non-mutant to Wolverine and his friends. She's taken on the lot of enemies: Silver Samurai, Omega Red, Lady Deathstrike - and her only power is having fast hands.
Cheerleader Ninjas
Cheerleader Ninjas is the Snakes on a Plane of cheerleader ninja movies. You get exactly what you think you will.
When a group of nuns aim to take down Internet porn, they train a group of Catholic school girls to do their evil bidding. It's up to some other attractive girls to catfight them to submission. You get the idea.
Ninja Cheerleaders
Ninja Cheerleaders, which is just an excuse for hot women to do martial arts. Not that that's a bad thing, but we should be honest with ourselves.
Did we mention George Takei aka Captain Sulu is the sensai the three ninja cheerleaders are out to rescue? We didn't, mostly becuase we like him.
Did we mention George Takei aka Captain Sulu is the sensai the three ninja cheerleaders are out to rescue? We didn't, mostly becuase we like him.
Kasumi Goto - Mass Effect 2
We love Mass Effect 2 because it leaves no stone unturned. Getting drunk at alien bars? Check. Bi-sexual aliens? You know it. Blatent sexual harrassment from Captain to First Mate? Absolutely.
So it makes sense that, for the DLC, Bioware found a way to add "Intergalactic Ninja Thief" to the list in the form of Kasumi Goto. Shepherd throws her a bone by helping her steal a precious resource, but really, you know he has other intentions for that bone.
So it makes sense that, for the DLC, Bioware found a way to add "Intergalactic Ninja Thief" to the list in the form of Kasumi Goto. Shepherd throws her a bone by helping her steal a precious resource, but really, you know he has other intentions for that bone.
The Kunoichi - Deadly Mirage
Kunoichi is the Japanese word referring to female ninjas, and in the case of Deadly Mirage, a group of warriors a shogun sends to fight a group of bloodthirsty skeleton ninja people.
Yuffie - Final Fantasy VII
Yuffie was a secret character in the classic Final Fantasy VII, but it wasn't until the sequel movie Final Fantasy: Advant Children that we realized her full potential as a lady ninja.
Kitana - Mortal Kombat
We can't talk Mortal Kombat and forget Kitana. She's got brains and brawns, not to mention a wardrobe full of sparse clothing that are only acceptable as outdoor wear in the Outworld and certain parts of Italy.
Kitana advises Liu Kang to "use the element which brings life" in his fight against Sub-Zero. While it turned out to be water, Liu Kang's first thought was something much dirtier, causing him to quickly "tuck it up."
Lian and Park - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Lin and Park were Captain Sao Feng's right hand ladies in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, and when sh*t hit the fan, they whipped out their deadliest secret: ninja skills.
Actually, their second deadliest secret. Their first is amazing back rub skills, but Sao Feng doesn't like sharing.
Actually, their second deadliest secret. Their first is amazing back rub skills, but Sao Feng doesn't like sharing.
Venus de Milo - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Oh, don't deny your inner furry lover. You may not (or may) go to mass gatherings of attractive, costumed creatures, but everybody has a anthropomorphic animal crush. Venus de Milo, the only female TMNT member, isn't a bad choice: ninja, loves pizza and green.
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