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Saturday, April 9, 2011

Amazing & Beautiful Leather Masks

California based artist Tom Banwell creates amazing masks out of leather.

 
Stylish masks handmade of vegetable tanned leather are shaped while wet to fit a face and then painted with an appropriate color.







Monday, April 4, 2011

Best | Farms | Facebook | Ever



FarmVille is a very fun and very addicting game. There is just something so satisfying about leveling up and expanding in this virtual world. Players want to level up as fast as they can and get as much out of their farm as possible and in order to do this you must learn the secrets to leveling up and you must get coins and cash so you can expand. There are five farmville secrets that I will be explaining to you to help you grow and improve your farm in FarmVille.








Secret # one: Don't Farm Without Friends !!!!!!!!!


FarmVille is a Facebook,, game and what is Facebook, it's a social networking site. So the creators of the game reward people for social interactions. Getting neighbors is the main way to go about getting these rewards, Many people will try to get everybody they have on their schedule to join FarmVille and become their neighbour and thats a good start but there are more ways to gain these rewarding residents. Joining forums is a great way to meets  people and persuade them to become your neighbour. Also don't be afraid too. add your friend's friends and ask them. They won't mind they may even get a real kick out of it.




Secret # two: Play Smart!!!!!!
Makes good use of your time. Create a schedule if you need too, That's one of the biggest things that helps players rise to the top. Other players think they don't need a schedule or that making a schedule is stupid but trust me I know from my personol experience that a schedule can make a huge difference in how fast you level up and improve. Also have a plan of which crops you will plant and so on so you can harvest them on time. You don't want to miss the harvest and have waited all that time for nothing..






Secret # THREE: Don't Go Crop Crazy
Makes sure you do not focus only on one type of crop. This is a mistake I see all the time and the answer to the problem is simple. Mix it up. Maybe one week you focus your attention on crops thats will give you cash and then the next you focus on crops that will help with XP. Just make sure you have a good variety and you mix it up nicely for maximum benefits.


Secret # four: Seed Selection !!!
As you makes your way up more seeds, becomes available too you, Makes good choices abouts the seeds your purchase, Having a schedule and planning ahead should help with this.




Secret # five: Extra Help you !!!
You will not be able to become a top farmer on your own. The secrets given in article are very basic ones you help  to improve your farm and get your planning and thinking more. If you really want to know true top secrets that will have you dominating FarmVille and leave your friends in awe then I definitely recommend getting yourself a guide. They dont cost much and they are a great investment, if you truly wants to make the most out of your farm and make your way to the top as fast as possible.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Girls Who Was Beautiful


Why are so many pretty girls try to screw up their faces
And they do. The fact is that some women are investing in so-called silicone lip. The lips are big, meaty and beautiful. Beautiful? ... Here is another terrible example of the transformation of a girl who was beautiful.





Friday, February 4, 2011

Magic Trick Fails


Abra Ca-D'oh!-bra -- Magic Trick Fails Caught on Tape

Magic is just smoke and mirrors, they say. But sometimes it's also smoke and mirrors and fire and blood and sheer embarrassment. And maybe some dead rabbits in a top hat.


Because not every magic trick turns out as planned. Even so, the mucked up stunts can entertain and amaze just as much -- if not more so -- than the successful ones.

To wit: keep reading to watch magicians make their careers disappear with some of these hilarious trick fails.

In all fairness, we don't speak Spanish, so this magician could very well be saying, "For my next trick, I'm going to smash my hand into a knife and bleed all over the place."


"Duck to the future" pun = A+; "Duck to the future" trick = F \


The fact that this fail happened in 1973 and is still around to make us giggle? That is magic.


It's kind of hard to make out what's going on in this video, but when you see the magician's face catch fire, it's pretty clear that the trick went poorly.


As with fire, playing with gravity can hurt you, as well.



There are worse things than losing your head in the guillotine trick. And that's getting stuck in the guillotine, unable to escape from the magician's terrible jokes. (Fail starts at 3:35.)


Saturday, January 22, 2011

The Dirty Truth About Women And Money

"Give me an evening or Bruno Marrone, Gino and Geno, Leonardo Daniel, or for you to see ... or all at the same time [ok, she did not say that, but it would be funny]. Becomes pregnant at the time and the living pension for life. "
. When it comes to an end


Goalkeeper Bruno and Elizabeth Samudio were destroyed and annihilated by frivolous interests, either one or the other may consider their lives as the known closed. You followed the case with growing horror, as I do, Cinderella's hot as hell, I had the same ambition of the friend I mentioned above. My friend has the dream of conceiving a frontiersman, Eliza was intended to conceive of a football player.
It was known as the circle of sportsmen who gave the tasty soft for anyone who dressed his shoe and had six digits on your bank account. She was hot, I knew I was, and used it to them, see the porn movies that bomb after she died. Besides, who is the patient who can hit a mine knowing that there turned ration Rottweiler? Creed.
Both Eliza did that conceiving a - forgive me the words through aggressive - stupid, jerk, jerk and slob who fell to the oldest trick women: the stroke of the belly. No, folks, seriously even today there are still rich and stupid guys that much?
Under normal circumstances, it would end the long-awaited pension and him with a deadly hatred (directed at the girl and himself, for being so stupid) and the novel encerraríamos there. Unfortunately, the "greedy" messed with the wrong guy, and she ended up eating the grass roots and he a prisoner, another that will see the sunrise square for a long time, over a cold and ruthless killer in the huge list that goes since Genghis Khan until the next horrific murder that we follow in the Journal of eight. What a couple more promising <3
Neither was a saint and neither of them had good intentions, but on the outcome of the story, I venture to say they were two poor souls, each trying to resolve the situation as best for himself while he could injure another . As the outcome, the two ended up taking a "If you fucked!" Well rounded as the end point in their lives. Prize "The wisest of 2010" for both.
I digress, let me not divert from the main subject. 

 I got what you want 


Men not only want pussy and they want one that is completely clean, fragrant, juicy and tasty. There are men and women, but they all want to be with a woman they find tasty. Women dating men who do not even find it so beautifully like this, because we give more emphasis to the sense of security that men who give us the beauty itself.
Another friend spent time genuinely in love with a chubby bald head than in our female reuniõezinhas won the affectionate nickname of "Shrek. I myself - not exactly an Eva Mendes, but you can walk hand in hand with me without embarrassment - I spent some time crying for a boy nicknamed for the same reuniõezinhas Seboso. The two beautiful, popular, independent ... and whining by clunkier. For the record, the purchasing power of the two was not much larger than ours, none came even close to being rich.
Here, let me tell you a dirty little secret. You know that crap in the end, what women want ", the Globe? All bullshit drama, melodrama romancesco. The women really want is a father. Not the biological father (er ... at least I hope so), but a father figure to give affection, attention and especially protection, all this adds up to a prick alegrinha and well prepared and, preferably, the size of a Red Bull, give us a pat on the ass when we are bad girls.
Gee, will say tha 'know any that does not like mine? If you know, that there is a rare exception that did not get in childhood. Freud must explain.
I said "father," not "grandfather". 

 Rare are the men who are not seduced by hot women. Are very few women who are not seduced by men to promote safety and protection. Want another secret? The easiest way to prove you're a powerful guy who will protect your nymph of the hardships of life, is by way of purchasing power. I said "easier", not "the one", see?
Therefore, it is pertinent to recall here that if women sin by interest, men sin by pride. It will say that if you had enough money, you would not want to parade around in an Aston Martin stuffed Paniquetes drinking Blue Label? If I were Marilyn Monroe, diamonds would also require as my best friends. And if you could afford to give diamonds to a woman, I'm sure not going to be Creide manicure.
Now given to understand my point of view? Oh, I'm feeling the candid feeling that there is a God who planned everything perfect way ... ok, now. Our interests are complementary, Beibei. Scratch my back I'll scratch yours.
But then pear aê, I know you can not be reduced to one being led by the head of his stick. At least not a priori ... I think. If I ask you: between one and a normalzinha babes, who would you prefer?
    
"Ah, depends on the character of the girl, right? The whole of the work.
The same goes for instant cash. And to big penis. Diamonds are girl's best friend?
I will not lie: a guy who gives me diamonds, surely you can suck my soul a la Shang-Tsung. Of course, I receive a diamond guy is as far as you parade around in a V8 stuffed Paniquetes. If we put my foot in and your reality, I can only tell you one thing: the woman who prioritizes the money for a guy to relate to animals is one of the most scrotum there. If the mine only speaks to you pay you drink, get out. But do not deny that it is delightful to go out with a guy who pays you a beer once in a while.
If you are foot-shaven and ugly, will hardly be able to get anything but fat slapper and needy. In its ugliness I can not help much, but have their own graninha facilitates all your life, including pick up women. It will be very difficult to see a cat with a broken completely. To catch a mackerel that if she has the equipment to catch a salmon?
My mother always tells me that women have two opportunities to get rich: when born and when they marry. Dei chance in the cradle, but I still have a shot to give. Get rich working for me, no way, after all, I'ma teacher. You may laugh. 


It is clear that Anna Nicole Smith, former Playmate, fell in love with the character of Marshall. The guy own a bunch of oil or influence. 


I can conclude the following: we are young, healthy and smart. He works there to get rich while I work out until it becomes a fruit-woman to secure my big fish, since character and good head I already have. If you turn the Bruce Wayne in the meantime, do not forget to call me.

Hugs to you today

Seems there’s almost nothing a hug can’t make better
Seems there’s almost nothing a hug can’t make better -- and that might be the idea behind NationalResearch shows that a hug can make us happier. (But it’s got to be held for a certain length of time.) Research also shows that hugs can make a marriage happier. Hugging Day.

Ten Films to Avoid in 2011

We have a bad feeling about this.We advise you to stay away from these 2011 turkeys.
Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher" in No Strings Attached" (Paramount Pictures)
As professional movie watchers, part of our job is figuring out what movies are actually worth watching. You know, separating the good from the bad, the wheat from the chaff, the "National Treasures" from the "National Treasure: Book of Secretses." And as the 2011 release schedule shapes up before us, we're seeing a few risky propositions being put forward -- movies that might turn out to be considerably less than the sums of their parts.
Let's take a look at the list... as a strictly hypothetical exercise, of course. You never know; that "Transformers" threequel could be the movie that finally makes people hail Michael Bay as the modern-day equivalent of Michelangelo Antonioni. Autobots have their existentialist moments, right?
 No Strings Attached (January 21)
Ivan Reitman's comedy -- in which Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher play "sex friends" trying to keep their relationship strictly physical -- doesn't seem to aspire to be anything more than a frivolous rom-com. But it arrives at the worst possible time -- just as "Black Swan" has people taking Portman seriously as a powerhouse actress. Are people who've staggered out of Darren Aronofsky's demented psychodrama going to turn around and head into another theatre to see Portman coasting through something that looks like a second-rate Katherine Heigl vehicle? It seems like this might have been better served by a few more months on the shelf, just to put a safe distance between it and the Oscar movie. 
Just Go with It (February 11)
The premise of Adam Sandler's latest comedy gives us hives: Fearing commitment to girlfriend Brooklyn Decker, Sandler tells her he's married -- and then ropes single mother Jennifer Aniston and her kids into pretending they're his family so he can continue the lie. (Unexpected attraction, presumably, ensues.) Now, Sandler hasn't made a proper romantic comedy since the underrated "50 First Dates," so maybe he's spent the intervening years taking his time, waiting for the perfect project to land in his lap. That'd be great, right? That would mean he actually cares about the movies he chooses to make, rather than churning out pap like "Grown Ups." Yes, let's just go with that -- and hope this movie turns out to be something recognizably human, rather than a comedy about the most selfish and manipulative man on the planet. 
Big Momma’s: Like Father, Like Son (February 18)
It's been 11 years since "Big Momma's House" became a huge hit for Martin Lawrence, casting him as an FBI agent forced to go undercover as a morbidly obese woman -- and paying off in crowd-pleasing laughs aplenty. Now that Tyler Perry has cornered the market on such projects, you'd think Lawrence would be able to move on... but things have been a little slow for him recently, so here he goes again -- and he's dragging Brandon T. Jackson ("Tropic Thunder") along for the ride as his character's son, who must go into hiding at a girl's school after he witnesses a murder. It's just like "Sister Act," if Whoopi Goldberg had climbed into a culturally insensitive fat suit instead of a nun's habit. And taken a blow to the head. We are dubious as to the comedic value, is what we're saying. 
Red Riding Hood (March 11)
Casting Amanda Seyfried in a new version of the Little Red Riding Hood story? Kind of brilliant, since Seyfried already looks like a fairy-tale version of an innocent maiden. Retelling the story from the perspective of said maiden, who's caught between a wealthy landowner (Max Irons) and a penniless woodsman (Shilo Fernandez) while the local clergy (Gary Oldman and Lukas Haas) hunt a werewolf that's been terrorizing the village? Sure, why not? But then someone went and hired Catherine Hardwicke -- director of the first, worst "Twilight" movie -- which means the result is likely to be slow as molasses, inconsistently acted and cheesy as all hell. It might still be a massive hit, but doesn't anyone want it to be good? 
The Beaver (Spring 2011, date to be determined)
On the one hand, Jodie Foster has demonstrated considerable grace and wit as a filmmaker, so her latest directorial effort is something we can all look forward to. On the other hand, "The Beaver" is a movie about an emotionally damaged man who communicates with his friends and family through a hand puppet, which would sound completely insane even if that man wasn't Mel Gibson. The announcement that the film will make its bow at the edgy South By Southwest festival suggests the movie's worth defending... but given that Gibson's spent most of the last few years turning himself into a freak show of global proportions, it's going to be a very hard sell. 
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (May 20)
Sure, the "Pirates of the Caribbean" series played itself out, story-wise, somewhere in the first hour of the third movie. But that movie made a lot of money, so here comes Part Four, with squabbling seafarers Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) and Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush) racing none other than Blackbeard (Ian McShane) to find the Fountain of Youth. Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley have moved on, so producer Jerry Bruckheimer has recruited Depp's "Blow" co-star Penelope Cruz to play his fiery romantic interest -- and tapped "Chicago" Oscar-winner Rob Marshall to take over for director Gore Verbinski, which seems like a bit of a leap. They're also releasing this one in 3D, which really doesn't seem like the best idea for a movie set on water. Perhaps you understand our lack of enthusiasm now. 
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (July 1)
On some level we can't fully understand, we feel kind of bad for Michael Bay. Yes, his movies are phenomenally successful and he's paid very, very well. But we all know his movies kind of suck -- and when it comes to the "Transformers" movies, they suck on an almost spectacular level. "Dark of the Moon" finds the Autobots and Decepticons trying to beat each other to the lunar surface where a lost spaceship holds a crucial secret -- so we can brace ourselves for another two and a half hours of visually and aurally incoherent giant-robot smackdownery -- and this time, in eye-popping 3D! Still, we're willing to go if there's a scene where Shia LaBeouf undergoes explosive decompression after being teleported into the Sea of Tranquility. 
Zookeeper (July 8)
 
We don't mean to beat up on Adam Sandler, really we don't. But you know that thing he does where he uses his box-office clout to greenlight silly movies for his friends? Well, the good intentions that let Rob Schneider make two "Deuce Bigalow" movies are back in force with this Kevin James comedy, which finds a bunch of captive animals acting as Cupids to help their beloved keeper get lucky. The trailer makes it look like "Paul Blart, Mall Cop" meets "Madagascar" -- with Sandler, Sylvester Stallone and Cher supplying the voices of the digitally enhanced animals, and James looking awfully freaked out. Can't blame him, really.
One for the Money (July 8)
Katherine Heigl's latest quirky romantic comedy casts her as a newbie bail bondswoman whose first case is ex-boyfriend Jason O'Mara. And let's not mince words: It sounds straight-up horrible, as though Heigl saw "Ugly Truth" co-star Gerard Butler in "The Bounty Hunter" and decided she wanted to make a movie just like it -- though we can't imagine why anyone would want to make a movie just like "The Bounty Hunter." Which is why this movie isn't at the top of our must-see list. Really, is it at the top of anyone's? 
Alvin and the Chipmunks 3D (December 16)
Do you think Justin Long wakes up screaming when he realizes he's contractually obligated to make another one of these things? Anyway, he's making another one of these things. At press time, nothing was known of the film beyond its release date, but given that the previous films starred Jason Lee and Zachary Levi, we're hoping this one casts their NBC stablemate Donald Glover ("Community") as the munks' latest caretaker -- he was the Internet's choice to play Spider-Man, you know!

Weirdest Job Titles in the World

Weirdest job titles
How about adding chicken sexer or bacon-skin lifter to your résumé?
Good jobs are tough to come by in this economy, but the titles of certain positions may discourage all but the most hard-core applicants. Here are twenty of the oddest job titles we’ve found. Imagine these on a business card.
Chick Sexer
You can be a player with the chicks, but it is not as glamorous as you might think. There is a growing field for someone who can spend all day sexing. 
Tumor Registrar
This may seem like an odd title, but the work is critical and it’s a career path open to anyone with an Associate’s Degree. 
Best Boy
Sounds like a best man alternative for your wedding, but this field could be your ticket to a behind-the-scenes job in Hollywood. 
Bacon Skin Lifter
The rise of bacon consumption has been a national phenomenon, and jobs in this field are open to anyone, even vegetarians. Just don't check the nutrition facts. 
Pet Food Taster
When pet food commercials claim that it “tastes great,” how can you be sure?  Pet food companies  entrust Fido’s palate to their Pet Food Tasters.  It can be rewarding, if you can get past the whole eating pet food thing.
Hooker Inspector
You’ll do a lot better in this career in New York and Chicago, and though it is not the world’s oldest profession, there is some hooking involved.  
Golf Ball Diver
Every job has its hazards, but this one has you diving right into them! Find out what’s par for the course in this exciting (but often seasonal) field. 
Professional Whistler
That’s “Whistler,” not “Wrestler.”  Some people can emit ear-splitting whistles with fingers in their mouths, others do it in front of fascinated audiences, and some whistling can save your life. 
Bat Cave Scavenger
It’s a bona fide dirty job, with no Batmobile or caped crusader to help you out.  But can you get filthy rich doing it? 
Tonsorial Artist
A good example of how language changes over time is how this position has changed over the years. It doesn’t have as much to do with the mouth as you might think. 
Flatcar Whacker
Who hasn’t wanted a job where you get to do some whacking (I don’t mean Tony Soprano) ? This is a hands-on job and may be turning into a lost art, but for now they still need whackers. 
Hacker
Your first idea about this might have something to do with cyberspace, but guess again. It’s not about coughing either, though you do work with your hands and could get hurt. 
Wax-Ball Knock-out Worker
Maybe the Flatcar Whacker job got filled and you still have a desire to hit things with a stick and get paid for it. You may not get to meet the important folks who benefit from your work, but you’ll still get paid. 
Cake Stripper
Put these two words together and you might think of scenes from bachelor parties, but this is G-rated work and besides, the cake is not for you. 




Debubblizer
It’s not about taking the fizz out of bottled water or stopping those bubble machines from doing their thing, but you are a vital cog in this machinery! 
Bed Rubber
This job has nothing to do with places to sleep. If you can work with stone, abrasives and grinding machines, you may have a possible career change. 
Vibrating Screed Operator
To vibrate is to move back and forth rapidly. A screed is a long tedious speech or piece of writing. Combine the two and you still have no idea what this job entails.
Last Putter-Away 
Who’s naming some of these jobs, the people who use words like thingamajig and whatchamacallit? Perhaps, but when the last shoe drops, this worker will be there.
 
Master Sniffer
The nose knows, or so they say. And this person’s job is to help other people avoid unpleasant odorsconfined environment. 
Horse Identifier 
So this stud walks into a bar…the truth is a lot of horses look alike and not just anyone can figure out who’s Secretariat and who’s Mr. Ed. It takes skill.